I would love to see a Doctor Who episode with Matt Smith and David Tennant in it but that would be a pair-a-docs.
this is literally the best doctor who joke i’ve ever seen
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I would love to see a Doctor Who episode with Matt Smith and David Tennant in it but that would be a pair-a-docs.
this is literally the best doctor who joke i’ve ever seen
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When some words have hit the big time, they’ve left clunky related words behind.more
- EXHAUST/INHAUST
While “exhaust,” from the Latin for “draw out of,” was first attested in 1540 and went on to a great career in the English vocabulary, “inhaust,” with the meaning “draw into,” was attested in 1547 (something about a “flye inhausted into a mannes throte sodenly”) but soon became obsolete.- OMNISCIENT/NESCIENT
You know about “omniscient,” which comes from the Latin for “all knowing,” but did you know there was a counterpart meaning “not knowing”? You can now consider yourself more-scient!- RESUSCITATE/EXSUSCITATE
“Exsuscitate” was around in the 1500s, as was “resuscitate,” but where “resuscitate” was for the act of bringing someone back from the dead, “exsuscitate” was for the less impressive act of rousing or waking someone up from sleep. It didn’t stick, and it doesn’t look likely to be resuscitated.- PRELIMINARY/POSTLIMINARY
“Postliminary” has a technical use in international law, where it refers to the “right of postliminy” (stuff taken in war gets returned), but it’s also been used sporadically since the early 19th century as the opposite of “preliminary.”- INCANTATION/EXCANTATION
If your incantation turns out to be a magic spell that somehow gets you in a jam, it might be good to be able to perform an excantation to get yourself out of it. Too bad the word, attested in 1580, is now obsolete.- INCRIMINATION/CONCRIMINATION
It wouldn’t be fun to be the subject of an incrimination, but it might be a little more fun to be part of a concrimination with your friends, meaning “a joint accusation.” The word shows up in a 1656 dictionary, but we have no evidence that anyone ever used it.- INAUGURATE/EXAUGURATE
Back in 1600 the word “inaugurate” was used to describe a ceremonial act of consecration or induction into office, but there was also the word “exaugurate” meaning, according to the OED, “To cancel the inauguration of; to unhallow, make profane.”
- Omphaloskepsis: meditation while gazing at one’s navel.
- Pickedevant: a Van Dyke beard.
- Malneirophrenia: depression following a nightmare.
- Lissotrichous: having straight hair.
- Junkettaceous: frivolous, worthless.
- Sinciput: the forehead.
- Whigmaleery: a knickknack or a geegaw; a whim.
- Cuggermugger: whispered gossiping.
- Goubemouche: a gullible person (literally, one who swallows flies).
- Kakkorhaphiophobia: fear of failure.
- Nibby-jibby: narrow margin; a close call.
- Anaphalantiasis: the falling out of the eyebrows.
- Quakebuttock: a coward.
- Humdudgeon: an imaginary illness or pain; a loud complaint about nothing.
- Floccinaucinihilipilification: the categorizing of something as worthless trivia.
the look on their faces though. its like “omg, charles. charles, charles. THE HUMAN IS WAVING. WAVE BACK, HURRY.”
This is the best thing I have ever seen
BEARS
reblogging again because I cannot freaking contain myself so cute
aww effin perfect.
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do british people have a special £ key on their keyboards
how do you hashtag ??????
hashtag is over by the enter key don’t you worry your lil butt
wait
what… what do American keyboards look like then?
oh
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In the early 90s, Jenny Joseph was asked to stand in a bed sheet and hold a light up with her hand – the cord dangling down in what looks like the most ghetto studio ever. She never modeled before, or after, but she was selected by artist Michael Deas to model for his painting – which was of course the new Columbia logo that would premiere in 1992. She then left, and went on with her life as a homemaker and a newspaper designer. She now works as a muralist and says her kids get a kick out seeing her every time they go to the movies. How awesome is that?
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Never thought I’d say this, but I could not be more INSANLEY jealous of The Hoff right now…
There’s a word for that, The Emotionary
“The Fault in our Death Stars”
So I had this idea ages ago, but I never really got started on it.
Earlier this month, I finally did and it turned out great! :D
So I’m saving this graphic for May 4th, but now I find out #thefaultinourdeathstars is already a thing?!?Oh well. I guess there’s little point in keeping it from you, then…
Anyway, I was on a roll, so this also happened:
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Jack Dawson… Penniless artist who wins a ticket onto Titanic in 1912, attends a first class dinner, develops a taste for the finer things in life, pockets the Heart of the Ocean, survives the sinking, pawns the diamond, spends the following ten years building his wealth and in 1922 moves to West Egg as Jay Gatsby… Millionaire with a shady past and fear of swimming pools.
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OMG, look at this Jennifer Lawrence trasformation!
…………………what the hell did i just see…..
She’s better than Peeta at the whole camouflage thing asdfjk
this is AMAZING
reblogging for the witchcraft 0.0
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HAS ANYONE FUCKING NOTICED
THIS GODDAMN GUY
AND THIS GODDAMN GUY
ARE THE SAME GODDAMN GUY
THEY EVEN HAVE THE SAME GODDAMN NAME
do animals think in english or in the sounds they make
this is what yahoo paid $1.1 billion for
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