Photoset

All the different ‘characters’/variations of Sam Jared has played. [Dean]

Also:

image

image

image

(via colberts-report)

Photoset

faunflora:

filmfaerie:

cumbercrack:

Rocky Horror Picture Show modern day fancast

YES YES YES! A MILLION TIME YES!!!!!

I’d watch it.

A fan cast I actually like! Yes plz

yes yes yes yes yesyes yesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesyes

(Source: thisisthedoctorsdesign, via colberts-report)

Photoset

thedisneyluver:

thesegirlsareperfectprincesses:

- Transparent Princesses match your blog background! -

if you find that they look cool on your blog you should send me screencaps so I can see too 

is this even true…….

(via colberts-report)

Text

whatsacanada:

how do we even decide what our favorite colors are, are our brains just like “i like green because yea”

(via colberts-report)

Audio
Text

When she spreads her legs and she’s already wet:

misterdelfuego:

absofuckinglutelyloki:

misterdelfuego:

absofuckinglutelyloki:

misterdelfuego:

image

i thought it would be a gif of a woman giving birth, screaming in agonising pain…

What kind of fucked up shit is going on in your mind?

i was on my phone waiting for the gif to load

then i thought maybe some sick person think it would be funny to use a gif of a woman in labor instead

Pretty sure you still end up being the sick person in this situation…

yeah weird things go through my mind XD

sorry for scaring you like that

Video

inkteller:

OH MYG GOD THIS IS THE GREATEST THING EVER I DON’T CARE WHO YOU ARE JUST WATCH THE THING

(via colberts-report)

Photo

(Source: itsjustnice)

Text

When she spreads her legs and she’s already wet:

misterdelfuego:

absofuckinglutelyloki:

misterdelfuego:

image

i thought it would be a gif of a woman giving birth, screaming in agonising pain…

What kind of fucked up shit is going on in your mind?

i was on my phone waiting for the gif to load

then i thought maybe some sick person think it would be funny to use a gif of a woman in labor instead

Photo
phyxiated:

rainbowcranes:

Growing up, my dad had a rule. “You can’t get a tattoo. If you do, I will make you get it removed. Unless, that is, you join the army and can shoot a seagull in the eye from a mile away, or you have a near-death experience.”
On July 12, 2011, I rode my bicycle to the camp I worked at. On my way home, I rode down a hill, and stopped at the bottom. I looked both ways, and there was no car coming. I started to turn left when I got hit by a car going ~55 miles per hour. I completely shattered the windshield, and when the driver stopped, I was ejected back onto the road. The doctors in the emergency room were absolutely perplexed when I arrived, because they all agreed that I should have died, and they were amazed to release me 4 and a half hours later with only 16 stitches, a concussion, and a chipped tooth. During my recovery, I was angry and confused. A couple if days after my accident, I received cards from my eight year old campers. One of them drew a giant paper crane, and said, “if you fold a thousand paper cranes, you’ll get better”. 
Not being able to read, ride a bicycle, or put stress on my body, I cut up an old sudoku puzzle, went on YouTube, and learned how to make a paper crane. By the end of the day, I had a laundry basket full of black and white paper cranes. I kept making paper cranes, even after I made a thousand, and I ran into a dilemma. What do you do with paper cranes once you’ve made them? A girl in my class had committed suicide the same day I had my accident, and I brought a purple crane to her wake. Her family could not have been happier the moment I presented them with this crane. Something clicked in my head right there. I started giving them to people and hiding them in random places for people to find. I started making art with them, and they became a major part of who I was. 
This tattoo is symbolic of my accident, and could not represent me any better.


Im crying oh my god

phyxiated:

rainbowcranes:

Growing up, my dad had a rule. “You can’t get a tattoo. If you do, I will make you get it removed. Unless, that is, you join the army and can shoot a seagull in the eye from a mile away, or you have a near-death experience.”

On July 12, 2011, I rode my bicycle to the camp I worked at. On my way home, I rode down a hill, and stopped at the bottom. I looked both ways, and there was no car coming. I started to turn left when I got hit by a car going ~55 miles per hour. I completely shattered the windshield, and when the driver stopped, I was ejected back onto the road. The doctors in the emergency room were absolutely perplexed when I arrived, because they all agreed that I should have died, and they were amazed to release me 4 and a half hours later with only 16 stitches, a concussion, and a chipped tooth. During my recovery, I was angry and confused. A couple if days after my accident, I received cards from my eight year old campers. One of them drew a giant paper crane, and said, “if you fold a thousand paper cranes, you’ll get better”. 

Not being able to read, ride a bicycle, or put stress on my body, I cut up an old sudoku puzzle, went on YouTube, and learned how to make a paper crane. By the end of the day, I had a laundry basket full of black and white paper cranes. 
I kept making paper cranes, even after I made a thousand, and I ran into a dilemma. What do you do with paper cranes once you’ve made them? A girl in my class had committed suicide the same day I had my accident, and I brought a purple crane to her wake. Her family could not have been happier the moment I presented them with this crane. Something clicked in my head right there. I started giving them to people and hiding them in random places for people to find. I started making art with them, and they became a major part of who I was. 

This tattoo is symbolic of my accident, and could not represent me any better.

Im crying oh my god

(via colberts-report)

Tags: omg stories feels
Text

Joke of the day.

wanderoar:

roseonabeach:

frostedsammy:

An Englishman, a Frenchman, a Spaniard and a German are all standing watching a street performer do some excellent juggling. The juggler notices that the four gentlemen have a very poor view, so he stands up on a large wooden box and calls out, “Can you all see me now?”

“Yes.”
“Oui.”
“Sí.”
“Ja.”

what

Took me about ten minutes to finally understand this

stupidest/most awesome joke ever

(Source: flyingscotsman, via colberts-report)

Photo
Tags: for boston
Text

adrnired:

seeminglydeepstatement:

somefantasticallies:

vivalatrench:

mrsugarpink:

rapewhistled:

followmehome:

It’s not “bacon,” it’s a pig.

It’s not “veal,” it’s a calf.

It’s not “steak,” it’s a cow.

It’s not “meat,” it’s an animal…

its not “fruit”, its dividing cells that accumulate fructose…

it’s not delivery. it’s digiorno.

It’s not a scene, it’s a god damn arms race

It’s not “levioSA”, it’s “leviOsa”

Maybe it’s Maybelline 

image

(via colberts-report)

Photoset
Text

When she spreads her legs and she’s already wet:

misterdelfuego:

image

i thought it would be a gif of a woman giving birth, screaming in agonising pain…

(via alexernstblog)